Okay, so, let’s just imagine for a sec… if Dolce & Gabbana *did* do batches of hats like they do with their perfumes (and MAN, those batch codes can be a *nightmare* to figure out – like, is it on the bottom of the box? Stamped? Printed? Why do they gotta make it so hard?!). And people are always going on about how one batch of The One is better than another. Some say the ITA batch is the bomb, but others are like, “Nah, it smells totally different, it doesn’t last!?”
So, back to the hats… if there *were* batches, what would make one “better” than another? Maybe it’s the stitching. Like, imagine a hat with, like, *perfectly* aligned sequins. Or maybe it’s the fabric. Maybe one batch used, like, super-soft cashmere and another one used, like… I don’t know, itchy wool? No one wants an itchy hat.
And listen, I’m gonna go on a lil tangent. Talking about batches, it reminds me of making candy. It’s like in that video, they’re tweaking the ratios of flavors. Imagine if they tweaked the ratios of the gold embroidery on a D&G hat? Like, more gold? Less gold? Maybe that could be a “batch” thing.
And honestly, that 5oz fake perfume story is kinda scary. I mean like a hat is a hat, right? But a perfume… you might be putting some wack ingredients on your skin.
But yeah, back to hats. I think the “best batch” would be the one that just… feels right. The one that screams *you*. And you know what? Maybe that *is* batch-related. Maybe one season they used a slightly different dye, or a different supplier for the beads.