First off, you got places like “Pollen Shark” (seriously, *Pollen Shark*? Kinda aggressive, if you ask me) slingin’ Swiss CBD pollen. Whoa, wait a minute. CBD *pollen*? Is that even a thing? I thought CBD came from…weed. My bad, maybe I’m behind the times. Anyway, they’re all about personalized service and wholesale prices, and apparently, you get 10% off your first order. Not bad, not bad at all. Maybe I should check it out? Nah, I don’t really need any CBD… pollen…whatever.
Then there’s the whole “nutritional powerhouse” angle. Apparently, bee pollen is jam-packed with all sorts of good stuff like proteins, vitamins, and antioxidants. It’s like a tiny, bee-made superfood. They even call it “bee bread”! I’m picturing little bee sandwiches now. LOL. Seriously though, if you’re into that kinda health food thing, maybe bee pollen is your jam. I’m more of a pizza and Netflix kinda gal, but hey, you do you.
And then we get to the actual process of *making* the stuff. It’s kinda crazy when you think about it. They’re basically scraping pollen off bees’ bodies! I feel a little bad for the bees. Are they okay with this? I hope they’re getting paid. Or at least getting extra honey or something. It’s all collected, and then I guess they turn it into the powder you see everywhere. I’m kinda imagining tiny bee-sized vacuum cleaners. Haha!
So, yeah, wholesale bee pollen. It’s a whole world, isn’t it? I never would’ve guessed. From CBD-infused versions to bee bread sandwiches (okay, maybe not sandwiches, but still), it seems like there’s a bee pollen product for everyone. I’m not entirely convinced I need to go out and buy a kilo of the stuff just yet, but hey, you never know. Maybe I’ll start a bee pollen smoothie business. “Bee-licious Smoothies”! I think I just invented a new thing. You’re welcome world.