Enter: Hermes bedding replicas. Yeah, dupes, fakes, whatever you wanna call ’em. And the internet is FULL of ’em. I saw one ad that said, “Babe, these Hermes blanket dupes are so damn same, you may cry getting one for so cheap!” Okay, dramatic much? But the sentiment is there. The *idea* is there.
I mean, let’s be real, who’s gonna know the difference? Okay, maybe your REALLY rich aunt Mildred who owns a polo team. But the average Joe (or Jane) just sees a fancy-looking throw. And if it feels good, looks good, and doesn’t cost the equivalent of a small car? Win-win-win.
I saw a bunch online, all touting their “high quality” and “affordable prices.” I’m seeing prices ranging from like, $82 to $132. Which, I mean, is still a chunk of change, but compared to the real deal? Fuggedaboutit.
One listing talked about “120-Thread Count Yarn-Dyed Cotton Jacquard Series – Positioned Yarn-Dye ➿.” Okay, I have NO idea what half of that means, but it *sounds* fancy, right? They’re trying to make it sound legit. Trying to give you that “luxury” vibe.
Honestly, I’m tempted. My living room *could* use a little something-something. And while I’m not usually one for fakes (mostly ’cause they tend to fall apart after, like, a week), the draw of having that Hermes *aesthetic* is kinda strong.
But then again… is it worth it? Is it just feeding the machine of knock-offs? Am I contributing to the downfall of society by buying a $85 “replica”? Probably not, but still. The moral quandaries of affordable luxury, am I right?