Like, I saw this ad, right? “The Most Accurate Fake Luxury Watches In The World—-Conheça as novas coleções de shorts e calças femininas já disponíveis na loja .” What does that *even* mean? Accurate fakes? Isn’t that an oxymoron or something? It’s like saying “slightly pregnant.” You either are, or you aren’t, folks!
Then there’s the whole Hermès Birkin thing. “Is the Hermes Birkin Bag Worth it?” HECK YES, if you’ve got trust fund levels of cash. Otherwise, it’s a fancy leather bag, alright? And, like, the article about men’s bags says Hermes rejects 98% of the leather! 98%! That’s insane! Makes you wonder what happens to all that rejected leather. Pillows for cats, maybe? I’d buy one.
And then they’re trying to sell me on these “AAA quality UK Hermès replica handbags.” UK replicas? Like, does the Queen herself have a side hustle making fake Birkins in her royal workshop? I’m picturing little corgis chewing on the leather scraps. Probably not, but a girl can dream.
Honestly, the whole thing is a bit of a mess. It’s like these ads are throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks. One minute it’s “Conheça as novas coleções de shorts e calças femininas,” which, unless I suddenly learned Portuguese, has NOTHING to do with Hermes. The next it’s, “Compre Bolsa de Ombro Feminina Hermes Usado no enjoei.” Used Hermes bag on Enjoei? Now *that* might be a deal, if you can spot the difference between real and, you know, the “AAA+.”
Personally, I think the “AAA+” thing is just marketing mumbo jumbo. It’s a way to make you feel like you’re getting something *almost* as good as the real deal without paying a bajillion dollars. And hey, if it makes you happy and you aren’t trying to pass it off as genuine, go for it! Just don’t expect me to believe you got it straight from Paris. I’m just saying.