I mean, the whole point of BVLGARI IS the brand. It’s the name, the reputation, that little hallmark thingy they apparently have (according to that random snippet I read). Without that, it’s just…jewelry. Pretty jewelry, maybe, but still.
You see all these ads, right? “Up to 80% off retail!” Yeah, okay. Sounds too good to be true, prolly IS too good to be true. My grandma always said, “If it sounds like a duck and looks like a duck, it’s probably trying to sell you fake BVLGARI.” Wise woman, my grandma.
So, like, you find this ring, right? Online somewhere, probably. It *looks* like a BVLGARI B.Zero1 ring. You know, the one that’s supposed to be inspired by Roman whatnot (I didn’t really read that part closely, sorry not sorry). And it’s, like, way cheaper than you’d expect. Tempting, right?
But then the paranoia kicks in. Is it real? Is it some super convincing fake? That “guide” about spotting the hallmark… I’m gonna need a magnifying glass and a whole lot of patience for that. Honestly, I’d probably just end up scratching the thing trying to find it.
And even if it *looks* real, who knows what kind of metal they used? Could turn your finger green in a week, and then you’re stuck explaining to everyone why you’re rocking a green finger. “Oh, this? It’s a ‘brandless BVLGARI’ – totally worth it!” (Heavy sarcasm implied, BTW).
Then there’s the whole “unique or custom, handmade pieces” thing. Like, that’s cool and all, but if you’re buying BVLGARI (or something pretending to be BVLGARI) you probably want the real deal. The whole point is the brand recognition, am I right? You’re not buying it for the “handmade” aspect, are you? Get outta here.