First off, lemme just say, spotting a fake Hermes isn’t exactly rocket science, but it *does* take a keen eye. And maybe a magnifying glass. I mean, Alexis Clarbour (who, apparently, is a freakin’ Hermes whisperer) says to look at the front of the bag. But, like, a wallet’s a *wallet*. What front are we even talking about? This is already getting confusing.
Then there’s the engraving. Apparently, real Hermes stuff has super thin, perfectly spaced lettering. Fakes? Not so much. They might be all thick and wonky, like someone used a Sharpie after a few too many margaritas. And the date stamp? Forget about it. If it looks like they stamped it with a hammer and chisel, run. Just… run.
The stitching is another big tell. Real Hermes is all hand-sewn, which means it’s gonna be *slightly* imperfect. But “slightly” is the key word here. If the stitching looks like a toddler went to town with a sewing machine after raiding the sugar stash, that’s a red flag, my friend. A big, waving, red flag.
Now, about those “Recommended Replica Bag Sellers Lists”… Yeah, be careful with those. Seriously. It’s a minefield out there. You *think* you’re getting a steal, but you might end up with something that looks like it was made in someone’s basement out of recycled tires. Not a good look. Trust me. I saw a “Hermes” bag once that I swear was made from leftover vinyl siding.