First off, I saw some stuff about Chloé wallets online, like…a shiny calf leather one that’s “eligible for Gift Packaging.” Gift packaging is *not* discreet packaging. It’s, like, the *opposite* of discreet. Think bows and ribbons and maybe even glitter. So, already, we’re starting on the wrong foot. I mean, if you WANT everyone to know you bought yourself a fancy wallet (or someone bought you one!), gift packaging is great. But not for our purposes.
Then there’s this Saint Laurent Cassandra YSL Wallet on Chain. Okay, cool wallet, I guess, but COMPLETELY irrelevant. Why are you showing me this, internet? We’re talking about Chloé! Stay on track! Plus, that thing is two grand. I mean, *wow*. My rent isn’t even that much. I digress…
Lyst.com is throwing around some numbers, saying Chloé wallets start at $227. That’s… not bad, actually. For a designer wallet. Still more than I’d usually spend, but, y’know, hypothetically speaking… if I *were* to splurge…
Then this poor mum who’s “mortified” because the postman “smirked” when he handed over a parcel. I feel her pain. That’s the thing about discreet packaging, isn’t it? You want to AVOID that situation. You don’t want any weird knowing looks from the delivery guy. You just want your wallet to arrive, quietly, anonymously, like a ninja wallet.
Farfetch is talking about free returns via courier collection for Marcie & Alphabet wallets. That’s good! Always good to have the option to return stuff. Especially if, like me, you sometimes impulse-buy things and then immediately regret them. Hypothetically, of course.
And then we get to the real nitty-gritty: “Chloe Ladies Long Wallet Harley Canvas Leather Beige Camel Brown Authentic. Japan Item Tokyo Store (980) 100% positive.” Okay, this sounds promising. Japan is usually pretty good at the whole discreet thing. They’re like, masters of politeness and efficiency and not being nosy. So, maybe this is our best bet. “Super Fast shipping, Beautifull and .”? Missing words, but I’m guessing it’s supposed to say “Beautiful and Affordable” or maybe “Beautiful and Authentic”? Either way, the 100% positive seller rating is a good sign.