First off, you see all this stuff online about them being “meticulously handmade” and all that jazz with the “fine calfskin” and “Goyardine canvas”? Okay, yeah, it *sounds* fancy. And let’s be real, it IS fancy. But is it *that* much fancier than, say, a really well-made… I dunno… Coach wallet? (Don’t @ me, Coach fans!). I mean, I saw one description say the Goyardine canvas is *painted completely by*… someone. They left it hanging! By whom?! Like, one specific dude is painting ALL the Goyardine? That’s dedication, I guess. Or a really big, super-secret team.
And then there’s the price. Yikes. You can find ’em on Poshmark, which is cool for discounts, but even then… it’s still a commitment. My broke-ass wallet is crying just thinking about it.
So, what *do* you get for all that moolah? Well, you get the name, obvi. Goyard is a status symbol, pure and simple. It screams “I have money and good taste (or think I do)”. And honestly, sometimes that’s enough for people. Plus, they *are* beautiful. That canvas is iconic, and I gotta admit, I kinda love the look.
But here’s where I get kinda judgy. I saw a thing about someone making a custom MagSafe wallet outta a Goyard passport holder. A *passport holder*! Cut up for a MagSafe wallet! That’s like… taking a Monet and using it to wallpaper your bathroom. Sacrilege! (Okay, maybe not *that* bad, but you get my point). It feels like a waste of a perfectly good, probably incredibly expensive, piece of leather goods.