So, you wanna ship somethin’ local-ish with HERMES, huh? Okay, first things first, forget about those fancy-schmancy international tracking systems for a sec. We’re talking *local*. Think neighborhood vibes, not global domination. I mean, they *do* worldwide shipping, apparently, but we’re focusing on the, uh, smaller scale.
See, HERMES, or Evri (because, confusingly, they seem to be kinda the same thing? Don’t even ask, my brain hurts), are all about getting your package from point A to, hopefully, point B. The websites, though? A bit of a maze, TBH. You’re gonna be hitting up FAQ pages and “Help” sections like you’re playing a game of whack-a-mole. Just sayin’.
And the tracking? Yeah, you can use HERMES’s own tracking thingy, or that 17TRACK site. Honestly? I usually just Google “HERMES tracking” and hope for the best. It’s kinda like throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks, y’know? Sometimes it works, sometimes you’re just left with a mess.
Now, finding a “Nearest hermes Drop Off Location” – that’s the real challenge. They brag about “seamless tracking from your warehouse through to the doorstep delivery,” but let’s be real, it’s not *always* seamless. Sometimes, it’s more like a bumpy dirt road with potholes the size of your head. But hey, at least you *can* track it, right? Kinda. Most of the time. If the system feels like it, of course.
And if something goes wrong? Lord help you. You’re gonna be hunting down the “Hermes representative in the originating country.” Which, good luck figuring out who *that* actually is. You might as well be searching for Bigfoot. I mean, I’m sure they exist, but actually *finding* them? That’s another story.
Oh, and if you’re from the press? They’ve got a special section for you. Probably because they’re constantly dealing with… issues. Just a hunch, okay?
Honestly, HERMES is one of those things where you just gotta take a deep breath, cross your fingers, and hope for the best. They promise “same day you create a shipment, tracking information is available,” but, uh, I’d add a *massive* asterisk to that.