First off, you got your basics. Everyone and their grandma knows about Versace Pour Homme. That’s like, the gateway drug to the Versace cologne universe. “Fresh and mineral-infused,” they say. I mean, yeah, kinda. It’s clean, it’s good for everyday, you won’t offend anyone. Safe bet, basically. But is it gonna blow your mind? Nah.
Then there’s Eros. Oh, Eros. That’s the one that’s supposed to make you irresistible, right? The “signature scent” they’re always pushing. Honestly, it’s a bit much for me. It’s sweet, it’s loud, it’s… well, it’s Eros. If you’re into that, go for it. But personally, I feel like I’m wearing a candy store on my skin. Maybe I’m just too old for it, lol.
And then, you got Dylan Blue. This one’s interesting. It’s…deeper? Darker? I dunno, it’s definitely got more going on than Pour Homme. It’s not as “BOOM I’M HERE” as Eros, but it’s got a certain something. I’d wear this on a date, maybe. Or, like, to a fancy bar where I wanted to look sophisticated.
But, and this is a big but, have you seen the Atelier Versace line? This is where things get *really* interesting. “Haute Couture collection of fragrances,” blah blah blah, marketing speak, I know. But the thing is, these are *actually* made with, like, fancy ingredients and stuff. Apparently, crafted by “master perfumers”. They are *expensive*, though. Like, seriously, you could probably buy a used car for the price of one bottle. I’ve only smelled a couple, but they were, like, next level. I mean, if you’ve got the cash, go for it. But for us regular Joes, probably not the most practical choice.
And then…The Dreamer. Huh, where did this one come from? Juniper, Tarragon, Iris… sounds interesting. Launched during the 2010s, so not exactly new. Tobacco Blossom and Amber? I’m kinda curious about this one now. It sounds like it might actually be…well, maybe I gotta look this one up.