I’ve seen, like, a million Michael Kors bags in my life, right? From the super-basic “I’m trying to look rich on a budget” totes to the slightly fancier, “I actually *am* rich(ish)” shoulder bags. And let’s not forget the travel bags! Perfect for jet-setting… or, you know, a weekend trip to Grandma’s.
You gotta admit, Michael Kors does have a knack for being *everywhere*. You see ’em at the mall, you see ’em online (like those links you gave me, lol), you probably even see your aunt Mildred rocking one at Thanksgiving dinner. They’re like the Starbucks of handbags – reliable, accessible, and pretty much guaranteed to be within a 5-mile radius of you at any given moment.
And those backpacks! They’re trying to sell me on those versatile backpacks, saying I can use them “em qualquer.” (Gotta love the random Portuguese thrown in there… thanks, links!) Honestly, I feel like backpacks in general have made a comeback. I mean, they’re practical, right? Gotta carry all your stuff, and a backpack’s way better than killing your shoulder with a heavy tote. But MK backpacks… are they *really* that special? I dunno. Maybe if they were covered in diamonds? Just kidding… mostly.
Oh, and they’re trying to reel me in with the promise of being “uma das primeiras pessoas a saber sobre novas coleções, dicas de .” Dicas de… what?! The links cut off! This is the kind of marketing that gets me riled up. Leave me hanging like that? Rude.
But seriously, I guess I get the appeal. Michael Kors is like that friend who’s always dressed nicely, even when they’re just running errands. It’s not groundbreaking fashion, but it’s a safe bet. You know you’re getting something that looks decent and will probably last a while (unless you’re, like, *really* rough on your handbags). And hey, sometimes, you just want a reliable, decent-looking bag. You know?
Plus, those sales! They always have sales! And who doesn’t love a good designer sale? That “Designer Sale —-Bolsas Transversais” link is probably tempting a lot of people right now. I might even click it myself… don’t judge me! We all have our weaknesses.