Alright, so I’ve been doing some digging (read: casually browsing the internet when I should be working) and BVLGARI shoes, especially the leather ones? They’re kinda a *thing*. Like, a seriously expensive, “I-have-more-money-than-sense” kinda thing.
You see ’em pop up all over. eBay’s got a bunch of used ones – probably people who realized they couldn’t actually afford to feed themselves after dropping a grand on a pair of loafers. Then you’ve got places like Saks Fifth Ave, all high and mighty with their “free shipping and returns” trying to lure you in. Don’t fall for it, people! (Unless you *actually* have the money, then go wild, I guess. Just, y’know, maybe donate some to charity afterward?)
And then there’s the whole “premium leather” angle. Okay, I get it. Leather is nice. It smells good, it feels good (assuming it’s good leather, which I’m guessing BVLGARI uses). But is it *really* worth the price tag? Like, are these shoes gonna magically make me a better person? Are they gonna pay my rent? I think not!
Honestly, I’m a bit suspicious. Like, how much better *can* leather be? I’ve got some decent leather boots from…I dunno, some place…and they seem pretty alright. Maybe BVLGARI’s leather is sourced from unicorns that only graze on organically grown Italian grass? Who knows?
The Serpenti Forever bag thing also throws me off. It’s a bag, right? With a snakehead clasp. Are we just slapping the BVLGARI name on everything now? Are we gonna have BVLGARI-branded toilet paper next? (Actually, scratch that, someone’s probably already thought of that).
And speaking of names, “Sreeleathers”? “Richkid”? These other brands popping up in the search results just feel…out of place. Like someone accidentally clicked the wrong button on the internet machine.