First of all, I keep seeing it pop up. “Frete grátis no dia!” says one ad. “Diorama parcelado sem juros!” Another one is all “milhões de produtos!” which, okay, probably exaggerating a *little* bit. But the point is, it’s everywhere. And Dior is REALLY pushing it.
Then there’s this whole perfume angle. Apparently, there’s a Diorama perfume, from way back in 1948. Who knew?! It’s described as “chipre frutada.” Honestly, I have *no* idea what that means. Sounds kinda fancy, though. Maybe a bit old-ladyish? Don’t @ me.
And THEN there’s Vanilla Diorama. Okay, this one sounds way more up my alley. “Ode calorosa e alegre à baunilha” they say. See, *that* I understand. Vanilla? I’m in. My only question is, does it actually smell like vanilla ice cream? Cause if it does, I’m sold. I’m a sucker for a good vanilla scent.
But back to the bags. Apparently, there’s a Christian Dior Diorama Metalizado for R$ 10.030,00. Ten *thousand* reais!?! Okay, I need to win the lottery. Or, you know, find a really good “High Quality Dior Replica.” (Don’t judge me, okay? A girl can dream!) They call it a “classic flap bag” with a “cannage motif.” Cannage? Sounds like something you’d find in a fancy French restaurant. I’m guessing it’s just a fancy way of saying “pattern.”
So, to sum up this totally scatterbrained Diorama rant… it’s a bag (a VERY expensive bag), it’s a perfume (maybe two perfumes?), and it’s got this whole Cannage thing going on. Honestly, I’m a little confused. It feels like Dior is just throwing everything at the wall and seeing what sticks. But hey, if they’re selling a lot of Dioramas, then good for them!