First off, you got Sandals Resorts trying to sell you paradise, “Made of Caribbean,” yadda yadda. But then BAM! The Virgin Islands Supreme Court is busy messing with the Water and Power Authority (WAPA). WAPA, for crying out loud, like that sounds efficient. Apparently, they’re reshaping the leadership. I mean, okay, fine, but like, does reshuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic actually *fix* the leak? I’m just asking!
And then you got St. Croix, which sounds beautiful, right? Only…the water’s supposedly dodgy. Potable water quality concerns, they’re calling it. Which, let’s be real, probably means it tastes like dirt and maybe glows a little. The 35th Legislature is having a Committee of the Whole hearing, which sounds serious. I bet it’s a bunch of politicians sitting around saying “tsk tsk” and not actually fixing anything. Just my opinion, tho.
Then comes Delegate Plaskett, bless her heart, announcing $31 million bucks from the feds to “strengthen drinking and wastewater.” Cool, cool. But where’s that money *really* going? Is it going to fix the pipes that are probably older than my grandma? Or is it going to some fancy consultant’s pocket? I mean, I hope it actually helps, but color me skeptical.
And then… the thing that REALLY gets me, is that WAPA, *that* WAPA, the one with the reshaped leadership, is only providing drinking water to like half the people on St. Croix. Like, what about the other 40-45%? Are they just supposed to drink the ocean? I mean, I heard Creed made a perfume called Virgin Island Water, which I bet smells amazing, but that ain’t quench’n nobody’s thirst, ya know?