Look, I’m not gonna lie, I’m a sucker for a good wallet. And Hermes? They kinda know their stuff. You see their bags, the Birkins and Kellys, those things are *aspirational*. But a wallet? A wallet’s something you actually use every day, right?
I’ve been doing some digging, and honestly, the Hermes wallet game is strong. They’ve got everything. Long wallets, short wallets, wallets that are basically clutches in disguise. The Bearn, Azap, Calvi, Kelly Wallet, Constance Wallet, Silk’In, Dogon – it’s a whole *alphabet soup* of luxury leather goods. And the To Go series? Don’t even get me started. They’re basically tiny Birkins for your cash and cards.
But here’s the thing that’s been bugging me. They’re all handcrafted from, like, the fanciest leather imaginable. Epsom, Chevre, Evercolor, even freakin’ alligator! It’s wild. And like, that’s cool and all, but does my wallet *really* need to be made from an alligator that probably had a better life than me? I dunno, man. Maybe I’m just being overly sensitive.
I guess what I’m trying to say is, these wallets are seriously well-made. Like, the kind of well-made that makes you think someone spent weeks just hand-stitching one little corner. It’s the kind of precision you’d expect from a Swiss watch. Hence, “Swiss Movement Hermes Wallet” even though that’s not a real, official thing – it’s just the *feeling* they give off.
And don’t even get me started on the price. You can find some of these things going for *thousands*. Thousands! For something that sits in your pocket!
Okay, okay, deep breaths. I get it. It’s Hermes. It’s an investment. It’s a status symbol. But still… maybe I’ll just stick to my slightly beat-up, but surprisingly functional, leather wallet I got at a craft fair for, like, twenty bucks. It doesn’t have the “Swiss movement” vibe, but it *does* hold my coffee loyalty cards, which is arguably more important.