I mean, seriously, look at these things. You see the “Serpentine Top Handle Calf Leather 292947”? Yeah, that’s the kinda name that screams, “I’m expensive and fabulous, deal with it.” And the fact that Bvlgari’s been around since, like, 1884? That’s not just a company, that’s a LEGACY. A legacy of making incredibly gorgeous stuff for incredibly gorgeous people. (Or, you know, people who *want* to be gorgeous. Fake it ’til you make it, amirite?)
Saks is carrying them, ShopStyle is having some kind of cash-back situation (always a good thing!), and Mytheresa is bragging about fast delivery. Basically, everyone’s clamoring to get you to buy one. And honestly? I get it.
I’ve seen some of these bags in person, and let me tell you, the details? Insane. The leather? Feels like butter. And that little snake thing (the Serpentine, duh!)? So classy, so iconic. It’s not just a bag, it’s a statement. A statement that says, “I have good taste, I have money, and I probably have a really cute dog named Princess Fluffybutt.” Okay, maybe not the dog part, but you get my drift.
But here’s the thing, and this is my own totally biased opinion: You gotta *rock* that bag. Don’t just buy it and let it sit in your closet gathering dust. Take it out, show it off, let it be your arm candy. Because a Bvlgari bag that’s just sitting around is like a really expensive sports car that’s never driven. What’s the point?
And yeah, they’re pricey. Like, “I could buy a small island” pricey. But hey, you only live once, right? Treat yourself. Or, you know, start saving now. Maybe sell some blood plasma? (Okay, maybe not *that* desperate).