First, you got the whole beauty thing. Celine Beauté? Lipsticks? I mean, okay. I’m a sucker for a good lipstick, especially if it’s a classic red. “Rouge Triomphe”? Sounds fancy, I gotta admit. But then you see it lumped in with “WOMEN HANDBAGS” and you’re like, “Wait, is Celine just trying to sell me everything now?” It feels a bit… scattered, you know?
And then the bags. Oh god, the bags. “TOP-HANDLE BAGS for Mulher”… okay, that’s clearly translated a little wonky, which always makes me giggle. And “Small Classic bag in box calfskin”? Sounds expensive. Like, *really* expensive. Which, let’s be honest, most Celine stuff *is*. I personally love the look of them, so classic and elegant, but the price tag? Ouch. My bank account weeps.
Then, out of nowhere, there’s “Singers by Vocal Rating…Descubra as coleções CELINE: NOVA COLEÇÃO para Mulheres.” What does vocal rating have to do with a new Celine collection? Absolutely nothing, as far as I can tell. It’s just random internet things jumbled together. It’s like my brain on a Monday morning, you know?
Okay, BUT then you get to the actual *clothes*. This “TOP CELINE AMB.” top? Sounds intriguing. “90% Poliamida e 10% Elastano.” Pretty standard stuff. But “Top Celine, Tecido em malha, modelagem justa ao corpo e possui alças finas”? Okay, I’m visualizing it. Sounds cute. Like something you could dress up or down. And the description of the other “Top Celine” – “Modelagem que valoriza super o corpo, cós alto e recortes estratégicos. Blackout de poliamida, durável e sem transparencia, não marca.” – that sounds like something I could actually *wear* and feel good in. You know, like confident and comfy, not just like a walking mannequin.