I saw some stuff online, like, FARFETCH selling them in “até 12x” – which, I’m assuming is installments? Fancy. And apparently they can get ’em to you in, like, a week. That’s pretty quick, considering. And Google Translate is chiming in with “Black Miu Miu Wallets for Women, Patent Leather Wallets…” the whole shebang. I’m picturing a sleek, black, patent leather situation. Very classy. Very “I’m-secretly-a-millionaire-but-don’t-want-to-brag.”
But the “discreet packaging” part kinda throws me. Like, what are we talking about here? Is it just, like, a plain brown box? Or are they, like, shrink-wrapping it in ten layers of bubble wrap and disguising it as a shipment of, uh…toilet paper? Okay, maybe that’s a bit extreme. But still.
Honestly, I kinda get it. Sometimes you just don’t wanna deal with the hassle of people asking questions about your new stuff. Especially if it’s, like, a gift to yourself after a particularly rough week. You just want that little piece of luxury, quietly and unassumingly delivered to your door. No fanfare needed.
And okay, maybe a LITTLE fanfare. Just a small, tasteful fanfare. You know, like a tiny, silent trumpet solo. But definitely discreet. Like, your neighbors shouldn’t be able to hear it.
Plus, let’s be real, some people are just plain nosey. “Oh, what’s that box? Oh, it’s from FARFETCH? Ooooh, what did you get?” Ugh. Ain’t nobody got time for that. So, yeah, discreet packaging? I’m suddenly a fan. Especially if it involves disguising expensive wallets as shipments of, you know, something decidedly less glamorous. Maybe socks? Everyone gets socks. Nobody asks questions about socks.